Spank me! A funny patch, with a very cheeky messy (and image).
 
And remember, Ragnar's prices include shipping. That's right, FREE SHIPPING.

Made of black cloth, with an iron on backing. Measuring about 2 inches (5cm) by 2 inches (5cm).

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Delivery times are, in theory:

Canada: 1 weeks
USA: 1-3 weeks
International: 2-4 weeks

And no, the hand of Ragnar is not included!