I have spoken. One of Ragnar's favourite lines!

Whether it's true, you want it to be true, or people just tease you about it, this is a great, funny addition to any vest, shirt, bag or other fabric item.

Made of cloth, with embroidered stitches, and measuring about 4 inches by 3 inches (10cm by 8cm).

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Delivery times are, in theory,

Canada: 1 weeks
USA: 1-3 weeks (if you want tracking, select the add tracking upgrade when you check out)
International: 2-4 weeks